on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
"I found him.
I found my soulmate.
Behold my idiot as he spazzes into the sunset”
you don’t know how much i laugh at this every time i see it
I’m having mental images of Hansel hanging upside down in a tree …
do you ever go through those phases where you just don’t feel like talking to anyone for a few days and it’s not because you’re mad or anything you just don’t feel like talking???
i don’t think u fully understand how important this gif is
His nine lives flashed before his eyes.
for every 50 notes this gets i’ll read a chapter of this book:
this is just a few what I have seen lately
I’M A GUMMY BEAR, YES I’M A GUMMY BEAR, I’M A YUMMY TUMMY LUCKY FUNNY GUMMY BEAR.
oh hell no
Omg! Im just speechless at how creative and yet simultaneously sick..this is
other countries have their figure skating set to classical music and soulful movie soundtracks
and then there’s canada
Today my friend told me that his older brother locks him in the closet so often that his mom leaves a whistle there so she knows to get him out